1. berrystumpytail:

    This was the most confusing part of the movie. Did nobody go looking for them? A small child just disappears into the woods and nobody gives a fuck?

    (Source: disneycollective, via rnindcrack)

    Tagged #frozen #disney
     

  2. ahrgents:

    having a pimple on your lip is like living in Hades’ realm

    (via rnindcrack)

     

  3. mindcrackaddict:

    Are we not going to talk about how Etho made a sperm joke in his latest video.

     

  4. sharpayevons:

    "At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

    (via knightsowl)

     
  5. hauntbear:

    wannabeanimator:

    THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - Official Trailer (2015)

    this is surreal

    (via knightsowl)

     
    Tagged #vid #oh my
     

  6. taurusversant:

    It has come to my attention that we are in desperate need of a collection of the Mindcrackers completely losing it. I’ll start us off.

    (via gxbi)

    Tagged #mindcrack
     
  7. team-joebama:

    fuzzy-purple-lights:

    team-joebama:

    i just watched this five times in a row

    The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

    reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won

    (Source: epic-vines, via knightsowl)

     
    Tagged #vid
     
  8. sir-hathaway:

    gryffinpoor:

    dudemanbropants:

    gryffinpoor:

    thepreciousthing:

    the-ordinary-nerd:

    ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

    squad16:

    finalellipsis:

    bestnatesmithever:

    What if it bites me and it dies?

    that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

    What if it bites itself and I die?

    It’s voodoo.

    What if it bites me and someone else dies?

    That’s correlation, not causation.

    what if we bite each other and neither of us die

    that’s kinky

    oh my god

    this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    (Source: ultrafacts, via woolopolis)

     
  9. vanryderlp:

    ectoplasmicretribution:

    Three months, three new crackers, a couple hiatuses, and two style changes later, they’re finally finished.

    Here’s every single mindcracker (and a couple bonuses!) as of 2014-07-31. Feel free to use these wherever you pleased, just don’t claim as your own.

    Oh man, I was grinning stupidly while looking over these thinking, “Gosh, I want one of me!” and then… THERE I WAS. OH MAN. You’re the best.  Seriously, made my day. It’s been a kind of up-and-down week and that tickled me pink. Thanks so much.  These are adorable. <3

    (via woolopolis)

     

  10. promiscuous-petal:

    enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

    (via woolopolis)

     
  11. (Source: sevvage, via baabyvamp)

     

    1. Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
    2. Me: *Scrolls past*
     
  12. ectoplasmicretribution:

    Three months, three new crackers, a couple hiatuses, and two style changes later, they’re finally finished.

    Here’s every single mindcracker (and a couple bonuses!) as of 2014-07-31. Feel free to use these wherever you pleased, just don’t claim as your own.

    (via ethoslabs)

     
  13. sofapizza:

    your sheep looks concerned

    (Source: ilovepugs, via fall-damaged)

     
  14. sethbling:

    Ultra Hardcore Season 9

    (x)

    (Source: , via gxbi)

    Tagged #mindcrack